Pedigree, Shmedigree

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Every dog really can have his day soon, thanks to the Brooklyn Mutt Show.

On March 13 and 14, the Brooklyn Lyceum will host the mixed breed bonanza. Wondering where your lovable mutt might fit in? Here are the categories:

Sloppiest Kisser

Most Indistinct - What’s it made of???

Most Nutritionally Advantaged (Fattest)

Looks Most Like Owner

Looks Most Like Anything Other than a Dog

Best LAP DOG OVER 70lbsLongest Hair

Softest Coat

Best Tail

Least Useful Pet Trick

Most Useful Pet trick

Best Beard

Cutest Puppy 6 months and younger

Best handmade doggie t-shirt contest

Senior Stud (8 years and older)

Canine Best Costume Cavalcade

Registration is still open, so sign up here. Those are two legs are also invited, with tickets available here.